TANNING VIRGIN NO MORE!!!!

I have officially gone to a tanning bed for the first time in my life! haha .. Now just imagine the looking you would get walking into a tanning salon when you are redheaded and pale skinned surrounded by a sea of girls who look like they were born in a tanning bed. I felt like i had a sign on my forehead that said "Tanning Virgin."  As i was filling out the membership sheet along with my roommate (Who is hispanic and naturally tan... tan bitch) i whispered to her.."I'm posative i'm the whitest person in this building"  Then the man at the front desk probably pitied me and said "We can fix that! Honey i've seen worse don't worry" ... hahah so i grabbed one of the heart stickers on the counter and found my way to tanning bed # 21. I've always been a little hesitant when it comes to tanning beds just because the entire concept to me seems like you and bassically laying inside a giant oven that only has a setting for crispy or extra crispy. But seeing as it was my first time i found the setting for "Extremely pale redhead" and only tanned for 5 minutes... all in all i think my mission was a success! The reason i know it was a succes is because i couldn't possibly get any whiter and i didn't come out looking like i went on a trip to Cancun without sun block...(like so many typical college girls do lol)