IT'S HERE!!!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG!!! Its so fluffy i'm gonna DIE! When i opened up my mail box and saw that package that looked all round and Unicorn-like my eyes were as big as cantelopes and I started jumping up and down and ripped open the package and silence fell.... i think i was in shock... who would have thought there was such thing as love at first sight? ... and who would have thought it could be so... FFFFLLLLLUUUUFFFFHFHFHFHGHfHFFFYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! :D  hahaha

Restarurant pet peeeeeve!

Ok for those of you that work in the restaurant business as a server you know EXACTLY how i feel.... Tonight at Bull & Bones (my place of employment which i probably live at more than my own apartment) I was serving a section of the restaurant with large table so i got a few large parties. First i get there drinks and ask if they want any appetizers or if they are ready to order.... After a good 30 minutes ther are finally ready to order so i begin taking their entree orders.... Now to get to my point about pet peeves, when you order food from a menu you generally don't change much about it because that is the way the dish is prepared and it generally tastes good as is. BUT there are some people who like to modify their meal so much that it isn't even the same thing thats on the menu.
One of the ladies at my table ( who was very picky about the sweetness of her tea to begin with) ordered a pub chicken sandwich which at B&B consists of chicken breast, cheese, bacon, grilled onions, tomatoes, lettuce ect. well this is exactly how she went about it...

Lady: I would like the pub chicken sandwich with no cheese, no bacon, no lettuce, no tomato, to onions and no bun.
Me: Absolutely! who needs any of that other stuff anyway??? ( with a high pitched "you're not wierd at all" voice)

..... so essentially i took precious minutes of my time as a busy server to right down every detail of an order when all her entree came down to was a simple grilled chicken breast, WHICH WE ALREADY HAVE AS A CHOICE ON THE MENU!!!!!

WWwhhhheeeewwww!!!! well that was my rant about the general public that we have to serve. so here's the bottom line... tell me what you actually want and not everything that you DON'T want!!!

FAIL.

My ass is officially burnt from the tanning bed uuuggghhhh I went for 10 Minutes and i knew I would come out a little pink... HOWEVER.  when you think you're in the clear and won't be burnt... think again cuz the next day it will bite you in the ass literally. Not to mention my lady lumps are nice and crispy too...Oh the life of a pale person. Its a good thing my work uniform isn't low cut cuz being burnt when it's raining outside is a dead give away.... all i have to say is OOOOuuuuuccCHhHHHh!

question of the day...

So when I post a comment on someone else's post it pops up with a word verification box. Why is there a handicapped symbol next to the word verification box just to post a comment? Are they checking to see if i'm handicapped and if so why would they be preventing a handicapped person from commenting on other blogs???  .... hmmm let me know what you think lol ( and apparently i'm handicapped because i got this one wrong haha)

Bloodwork is FUN :D

Sitting in the waiting room for bloodwork in the lab...
The door to the inner bowels of the lab swing open and another one of those overly peppy people in scrubs and white squeaky shoes walks out and calls for the next patient "Rebekah VanSant?!" Oh yay thats me hah the nurse directs me to sit down in the big green chair where i see about 9 empty tubes sitting on the table next to me about to be filled with my blood. Now we all know that nobody likes to have needles poked and prodded into them but for me its not that bad. ... Until...
 Nurse (with an entirely too enthusiastic voice): Hi there! my name is Wanda Sue how are you today?!
Me: I'm good, how are you?
Wanda Sue: Well i'm just fine thanks for asking!
... She then whips out this giant needle which btw i KNOW will hurt but you know how all nurses try to give you that fake reassurance that it will all be over in 2 shakes and you won't even feel a thing...

Wanda Sue: Alright then lets see if we can take some blood today Rebekah! ;D
She puts on the tourniquet and starts feeling around the inside of my arm for a vein and finally found one...
Wanda Sue: You're just gonna feel a little pinch :)
Me: Ok then
... I did feel a pinch but nothing too bad so for once the nurse wasn't lying haha but then all of the sudden i was getting lightheaded and sweating and i almost passed out so they took out hte needle before they got enough blood and let me lay down until I felt good enough for them to try again....
Wanda Sue: Alrighty then lets try this again honey!
... So she sticks me again but can't find the vein so she just keeps sticking for another 4 times and still can't find it while i'm writhing in pain...
Wanda Sue: Cheri!? Can you come over here and try this i just can't seem to find it all i'm gettin' is flesh!
Cheri: Ok ok i'm coming

Cheri looked a little more knowledgable and less irritatingly peppy, she came over took the needle and went to my other armstuck it right in and got all the blood. Sorry Wanda Sue but cheri is my best friend right now and you should change your nametag to "Vein Butcher". Bye now!!! :D

my obsession

I have a slight obsession with despicable me and the fluffy unicorn. teehee ;)  In about a week that white FLUFFY unicorn with the pink mane and the gold horn will arrive in the mail at my apartment. Now i will most likely scare the delivery man to death or make him think that i have the mental capacity of a 3 year old because the look on that little girl's face in the picture is what my reaction will me x10 when i finally get my hands on that unicorn. 

Now after you have watched this video picture me as that little girl... need i say more? If you havn't seen this movie you MUST see it, it is absolutely adorable! well I guess this entire post confirms my insanity haha

..... say CHEESE!!

This is my partner in crime and one of my best friends, Rachel. haha this is a picture i took when we were on one of our hot dates to Shenandoah Pizza in staunton and that pizza was Aaaaamazzziinnggg let me tell you... we ate it so fast that it was impossible to finish and if we did happen to finish that giant pizza i would probably have to chain myself to a treadmill for 2 days straight. But it was well worth it hah ... I LOVE coming home and having our date to catch up on gossip and bitching about our lives. Our usual spot and favorite place to go is Earth & Tea Cafe in Downtown Harrisonburg which has the best tea in the world!  Idk what i would do without her and our dates... she keeps me sane! (most of the time unless we're just going insane together) LOVES <3

TANNING VIRGIN NO MORE!!!!

I have officially gone to a tanning bed for the first time in my life! haha .. Now just imagine the looking you would get walking into a tanning salon when you are redheaded and pale skinned surrounded by a sea of girls who look like they were born in a tanning bed. I felt like i had a sign on my forehead that said "Tanning Virgin."  As i was filling out the membership sheet along with my roommate (Who is hispanic and naturally tan... tan bitch) i whispered to her.."I'm posative i'm the whitest person in this building"  Then the man at the front desk probably pitied me and said "We can fix that! Honey i've seen worse don't worry" ... hahah so i grabbed one of the heart stickers on the counter and found my way to tanning bed # 21. I've always been a little hesitant when it comes to tanning beds just because the entire concept to me seems like you and bassically laying inside a giant oven that only has a setting for crispy or extra crispy. But seeing as it was my first time i found the setting for "Extremely pale redhead" and only tanned for 5 minutes... all in all i think my mission was a success! The reason i know it was a succes is because i couldn't possibly get any whiter and i didn't come out looking like i went on a trip to Cancun without sun block...(like so many typical college girls do lol)

Who's desperate for coffee? ... This girl!

Hello everyone... i know this is my first post but please bare with me in my failed attempt to protest filth and get some caffiene haha....Thismorning I  actually got to sleep in for once since I don't have class on Fridays... but why did I still have to force myself to open my eyes and wake from my coma one step at a time the way i do when I have to get up at the crack of dawn for my 8am classes? Oh well... so after I finally realized i'd been laying in bed "waking up" for almost 2 hours I decided to make some coffee. I look at my coffee machine which i havn't used in a lifetime and glass coffee pot is filled with MOLD! EEeeeewwwwwWWW!! If my roomate knew how to clean anything it would be a miracle... so since I refuse to clean anything that she decides to leave a mess (AKA a health hazard) i wasn't going to give up until i found some way to make coffee without having to drive to some public place and subject the public to my un-human appearance. ... Anyway i got out a coffee filter and set it in my teapot and put coffe in it and poored hot water in it... essentially making coffee the way any normal person would make tea... Bad idea, HUGE mess and damn Horrendous coffee... So anyone with a roomate like mine and no desire to catch some kind of illness or disease from mold that has probably been growing for months, i advise you to just brush your teeth put on a hat a face the people of starbucks to get a damned cup of coffee.